Ever been at a movie where some asshole had a laser pointer?
This is worse.
Sure, he says he'd never, ever use it in a sports bar. The guy who invented the laser pointer never wanted it used in a movie theater, either. And at $14.99, this is just the right price for some loser who watched "Fight Club" in his mom's basement to cause real trouble.
Think about it this way. You're in a sports book. There's people with money involved. Then, without warning, during the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl, all of the televisions turn off.
Bedlam. Panic. Danger.
This man must be stopped. This is like the Asian carp which jump into boats. They were originally to get rid of a pest fish on a fish farm in Arkansas. They were never supposed to get out. There was a flood. Now Chicago has to build a zillion-dollar electric fence to keep them out.
This is madness. It needs to stop.
1 comment:
Is the point of our society to be as annoying and rude as possible? Because clearly, I missed that memo.
-kf
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