The ugly abattoir of the writing process, with hopes that it turns into finely processed steaks under cellophane. Avoid the sausage.
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Government efficiency crisis SOLVED
Your mail will now be delivered faster than FedEx, construction projects can be finished in a week, and no need to worry about lines at the DMV, because the tranquilizer darts are coming soon.
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
I read that article yesterday and it scared me. I mean, I've been to Tropic World, but ain't never seen no slacker monkeys (slackerus simius). I'm picturing a few sprawled out on a couch like Brad Pitt's star-making performance in "True Romance."
Think how great this could be. Faster service at resturants, ballplayers actually running out fly balls or ground outs. Hell, having trouble getting your kids to do their chores? No problem!
2 comments:
I read that article yesterday and it scared me. I mean, I've been to Tropic World, but ain't never seen no slacker monkeys (slackerus simius). I'm picturing a few sprawled out on a couch like Brad Pitt's star-making performance in "True Romance."
-kf
Think how great this could be. Faster service at resturants, ballplayers actually running out fly balls or ground outs. Hell, having trouble getting your kids to do their chores? No problem!
BM
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