Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Watching the RNC convention...

I imagined the following.

A soldier slain on the beaches of Normandy walks into my garage, which has a Volkswagen Passat and a Nissan Xterra. He then walks through my front door, where on my Japanese television, Arnold Schwarzenegger is whipping the GOP delegates into a frenzy.

"Dammit. We lost."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That is by far the most ingenious thought you have had in a very long time. Love it. This is what makes your writing so good.